This is one of my favorite Facebook statuses, which one of my friends just posted:
With time, women gain weight because we accumulate so much information & wisdom in our heads that when there is no more room, it distributes out to the rest of our bodies. So we aren't heavy, we're enormously cultured, educated, wise and happy. Beginning today, when I look at my butt in the mirror I'll think, Good grief, look how smart I am!
With time, women gain weight because we accumulate so much information & wisdom in our heads that when there is no more room, it distributes out to the rest of our bodies. So we aren't heavy, we're enormously cultured, educated, wise and happy. Beginning today, when I look at my butt in the mirror I'll think, Good grief, look how smart I am!