Nicked from wildly_blessed

[deborahrgoldman]

It's not difficult to make a woman happy.

A man only needs to be:

1. a friend
2. a companion
3. a lover
4. a brother
5. a father
6. a master
7. a chef
8. an electrician
9. a carpenter
10. a plumber
11. a mechanic
12. a decorator
13. a stylist
14. a sexologist
15. a gynecologist
16. a psychologist
17. a pest exterminator
18. a psychiatrist
19. a healer
20. a good listener
21. an organizer
22. a good father
23. very clean
24. sympathetic
25. athletic
26. warm
27. attentive
28. gallant
29. intelligent
30. funny
31. creative
32. tender
33. strong
34. understanding
35. tolerant
36. prudent
37. ambitious
38. capable
39. courageous
40. determined
41. true
42. dependable
43. passionate
44. compassionate

WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:

45. give her compliments regularly
46. love shopping
47. be honest
48. be very rich
49. not stress her out
50. not look at other girls

AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:

51. give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself
52. give her lots of time, especially time for herself
53. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes

IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:

54. Never to forget:
* birthdays
* anniversaries
* arrangements she makes



HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY

1. Show up naked

2. Bring beer

Comments

[quickjam.livejournal.com]

"4. a brother
5. a father"
- Not to me, I hope! Ha ha.


"HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY

1. Show up naked

2. Bring beer"

Ha ha, my boyfriend doesn't like alcohol. Last time he had some, he ended up violently vomitted during the whole day afterwards. Poor thing. Not idea why he had any, to be honest. He's never been fond of it. Suits me, I don't drink alcohol anyways.

[classical-wolf.livejournal.com]

Love it :)

[eastside-chick.livejournal.com]

That's weird. I just received this email yesterday!

[amante-donne.livejournal.com]

maybe not show up naked, but certainly be prepared to get naked lol

[http://users.livejournal.com/unnecessary_/]

The same way to make a man happy is the way to make unnecessary_ happy.

[m-malcontent.livejournal.com]

I'd like to say this is sexist and untrue.

However, I would like to say it to you in person!

So come over, naked....with a 12 pack.. :P

[lonestar9.livejournal.com]

LOL...it's sad but true, as a man, I can't deny these important but simple items...hehe

[pink.livejournal.com]

hahaha ohhh boy.